Twitter Week 2010-07-06

  • How 'bout some Spløorg with those Sweedish meatballs? #ikeapickuplines #
  • Wanna sit on my Groeudel? #ikeapickuplines #
  • I could bounce quarters off of that silky, supple GOSA ASTER all day. #ikeapickuplines #
  • My SULTAN HJARTDAL has never been uncomfortable. #ikeapickuplines #
  • I think I could run my hands through your GISLEV all night long. #ikeapickuplines #
  • Can I keep my BERTA RAND in your MALM? #ikeapickuplines #
  • Gallery hop was fun. Bought something cool. Can't have it until next month after the show's over. #
  • I bet Biggie never had a Rancor Beast in his basement. #originalgangster #
  • Did Brando's Godfather ever have a laughing lizard buddy or eat live frogs from his divan-side fishbowl? Jabba did. #originalgangster #
  • Doomsday ark? I hope John Cusack will be there to save us. On the moon. http://bit.ly/bw1iKy #

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