Twitter Week 2010-07-27

Never invite the chiggers to a party. #
Did anyone else out there enjoy Cloverfield as much as I did? #
Speaking of Cloverfield: never bring Doberman-sized spider-lookin monsters to a party in NYC. Even if you're indestructible and 300 ft tall. #
Robert Siegel just asked "does this mean more marmots or bigger marmots?" #
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Time Capsule: July 2004

House cleaning is more fun when you have old newspapers laying around. Take this example of a USA Today (I must have hauled it back from a work trip because I’ve never spent actual money on a copy): it’s from 2004, and we dug it up in a fit of summer cleaning a [...]

This is what I look like. To a machine. Sorta.

Hey. Posted this pic from my phone. It was pretty easy.

Twitter Week 2010-07-20

Every day i plan a run it's an air quality alert. Why? And should I go anyway? #
I require some high-energy physics. #

Twitter Week 2010-07-13

Ego trips is not my thing/All these strange relationships/Really gets me down/I see nothing wrong in Spreading myself around. #
Or, as I had it: Eagle chases not my thing/All these strange ocean ships/Really gets me down/I see nothing wrong in spinning myself around. #
Thank you Bobby Brown for blowing my mind back then with your [...]

Twitter Week 2010-07-06

How 'bout some Spløorg with those Sweedish meatballs? #ikeapickuplines #
Wanna sit on my Groeudel? #ikeapickuplines #
I could bounce quarters off of that silky, supple GOSA ASTER all day. #ikeapickuplines #
My SULTAN HJARTDAL has never been uncomfortable. #ikeapickuplines #
I think I could run my hands through your GISLEV all night long. #ikeapickuplines #
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