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RT @gbullard LBJ: "…leave me about an inch from where the zipper [belch] ends around under my… back to my…" http://is.gd/6DKPO #
White guy in front row snapping spastically off-rhythm w/ the black opera singers at tonight's cocktail arts org event? Yeah, still funny. #
I should note that the rhythmless white guy wasn't me. Jeez. Unlike [...]

New faucet installed and ball valve replaced. I must be growing up. #
Is there a nice way to call something goblin-spawned eye-clawing evil or do we just call it Ringo w/ Ben Harper on last night's Daily Show? #
Laser day on science friday! #
Are most people off work on MLK? I'm working. I didn't even [...]

Still dizzy all day after #Bachelor twitterrant last night. Treatment: parcheesi w/ Niki & good book (Sharp Teeth) & hot tea & 1980s R.E.M. #
Word of the day: automagically. As in the way that IT people say non-IT people think that IT works. (Thx @ahuff01) #
Another homemade avocado-carrot-friedtofu sushi night. Five mammoth rolls for $5 [...]

Taking suggestions for primary mix drink for our New Years Eve party. Collins/sour? Tequila sunrise/margarita? Boring Moe-heeto? Tell me! #
I think I'm going w/ brandy. Anyone wanna join me for a happy hour sidecar or stinger on Weds? You know, try before I buy. Oh, but where? #
Weird. I'm a Local Luminary like @michellej and [...]