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Secretly believes it when old friends on email or socialmedia pretend that they don't remember me. #basketcase #sincereturningfromspace #
Should I feel guilty for getting a small ice cream to celebrate a great dental check-up? #
Ron Paul's statement about mosque debate: Bravo on many points, but the banner on the RonPaul fan site it's on [...]

Never use the word "surgery" in a voicemail. #
The poison ivy on my finger looks nasty #sincereturningfromspace #
Arsenal on espn2 at 10am #
Where's them chickens and goats?#kystatefair #
My midnight oil doesn't burn quite as bright and steady as it once did. #sincereturningfromspace #

Urban Outfitters guilty of BLOC-sploitation in new catalog. Welcome to capitalism, Budapest. You're gonna love it. http://yfrog.com/m9fmbj #
Maybe I should call Urban Outfitters a bloc-party waiting to happen. #TheSovietsWon http://yfrog.com/mqwnptj http://yfrog.com/nc148oj #
At the orphan picnic behaving badly #
Left the picnic, still behaving badly. #
St Joes picnic was only 10,000 lanyards short of a jailbait convention. [...]

Watermelon is delicious and it's packed with antioxidants and a chemical that works like viagra. Add rum at your peril. #
Sorbet is the closest that most fruits will ever come to delicious cold watermelon. #
So that Russian oligarch in the DirectTV spot? The guy isn't mistreating the women, he's using them as furniture. I think [...]

A pretty good list of some really fine long form magazine writing (a good start, anyway): http://www.kk.org/cooltools/the-best-magazi.php #
Does Matt Anthony still have a WFPK show? Need a fix of Sound Clash, where I recognize little and love everything. Unlike anemic DJ on now. #
Does this combo on the front page of the C-J read funny [...]

Never invite the chiggers to a party. #
Did anyone else out there enjoy Cloverfield as much as I did? #
Speaking of Cloverfield: never bring Doberman-sized spider-lookin monsters to a party in NYC. Even if you're indestructible and 300 ft tall. #
Robert Siegel just asked "does this mean more marmots or bigger marmots?" #
Front page headline [...]

Every day i plan a run it's an air quality alert. Why? And should I go anyway? #
I require some high-energy physics. #

Ego trips is not my thing/All these strange relationships/Really gets me down/I see nothing wrong in Spreading myself around. #
Or, as I had it: Eagle chases not my thing/All these strange ocean ships/Really gets me down/I see nothing wrong in spinning myself around. #
Thank you Bobby Brown for blowing my mind back then with your [...]

How 'bout some Spløorg with those Sweedish meatballs? #ikeapickuplines #
Wanna sit on my Groeudel? #ikeapickuplines #
I could bounce quarters off of that silky, supple GOSA ASTER all day. #ikeapickuplines #
My SULTAN HJARTDAL has never been uncomfortable. #ikeapickuplines #
I think I could run my hands through your GISLEV all night long. #ikeapickuplines #
Can [...]