Twitter Week 2010-07-27

  • Never invite the chiggers to a party. #
  • Did anyone else out there enjoy Cloverfield as much as I did? #
  • Speaking of Cloverfield: never bring Doberman-sized spider-lookin monsters to a party in NYC. Even if you're indestructible and 300 ft tall. #
  • Robert Siegel just asked "does this mean more marmots or bigger marmots?" #
  • Front page headline this morning: "Candidates turn up heat as they grill each other." Ouch. #literally? #
  • I have a few old They Might Be Giants songs on my run playlist. Love em. I think I just need some accordion to fire my blood. #
  • Movie Salt is really enjoyable until after when you start to think about it, but haven't simply enjoyed a show like this in too long. #
  • "Where's the keyboards, & the tambourine, & the guitar, & you know, I mean – the stuff that like, white people like?" -Carl (from ATHF) #
  • Rompers are so popular right now. How long until the man-romper arrives? #fashionformmen #
  • Inception=Oceans11+a deep rabbithole where everyone's batshit for guns instead of tea. Oh and w/ GIJoe-type action. But also really good! #
  • Today purchased secondhand The Score by the Fugees and Metalica's black album. I'm now as cool as I wanted to be 10-13 years ago. #hopeless #
  • "Exit light, enter night, take my hand off to never never land." I love lyrics in the imperative. Impossible… to resist… Rocking out… #
  • Anticipation for the English soccer season, with Arsenal playing Liverpool Aug15. Doing preseason reading & thinking it's Arsenal's year.(!) #
  • What's the name of that movie with the gremlins in it? #
  • Metalica's Black album came out when I was 13. Finally bought it. You know what that means? #
  • It means I was Unsuccessfully Cool from age 13 until I stopped trying (whenever it was). Since then I've settled for Successfully Uncool. #
  • "…fashion–the triumph of the absurd remade into something highly desired but barely wearable at a price that is unaffordableRead more…" #
  • That last quote by Susan Orlean in a New Yorker article about jeggings http://bit.ly/9eSu1o (via @RaquelLaneri) #
  • I wonder if there's a story behind the idiom "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater." #
  • Susan Orlean has changed the way I think about hashtags in text messages. #lookitup #
  • I forgot about this: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. #
  • Word. #lookitup #
  • Do computer/phone interfaces enrich our visual vocabulary, do they expand visual vocab, or do they regiment it all into fullblown language? #
  • Or, on the other side, do image-based interfaces limit visual expressives by establishing a grammar/syntax for pictoral experience? #
  • Do extraterrestrial shapeshifting reptillian overlords lay eggs? Are they good in huevos rancheros, or more suitable for quiche? #

Time Capsule: July 2004

House cleaning is more fun when you have old newspapers laying around. Take this example of a USA Today (I must have hauled it back from a work trip because I’ve never spent actual money on a copy): it’s from 2004, and we dug it up in a fit of summer cleaning a week or two ago. Added bonus: it’s dated July 30, so we’re coming up on the 6 year anniversary of hiding this little time capsule/archive. How much could the world have changed since then? Well…

If this quick look is anything, it’s a call to retain paper records as a bedrock of society (and a great mine for offhand trivia). Don’t get me wrong, I love me some diginews. But physical archives don’t require any gadgets except the ones in your head and at the ends of your arms to gain access. And for simple snapshots, the odd newspaper page is super cool. Now, it’s time to recycle this paper before it disintegrates. So without further ado:

For starters, the thing is HUGE. I don’t think that USA Today is printed on such huge sheets of paper anymore. At least, compared to the Courier Journal nowadays after a couple of downsizes in size to save paper costs, this rag looks like it’s built for much larger readers (or as a swatter for Jurassic-sized mosquitos)

In 2004, John Edwards was part of the team destined to “restore trust” in the USA and the presidency. These were happy days for him and John Kerry. They were riding out from the convention and ready to oust the bad guys and smile warmly on America. We know how that ended, and we now know that Edwards is a bit skeezier than we thought but that he’s still less skeezy than the dude he was trying to take over from.

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Eli Manning? in 2004, he’s just an overhyped kid with an accomplished older bro, but he’s coming into the NFL on a big contract and big expectations. I’m not the football fan around here, so you tell me if it was worth it for the Giants to get him…

USC was just recently on the nasty end of the NCAA stick (the mighty have fallen and all that rubbish). And anyway, More football news? In July, really, more about football?

Wait, Harold and Kumar go where? Oh yeah, they went to White Castle. Shocking news for 2004, though. Was this movie funny? I can’t remember.

Thanks for joining me on this trip down memory lane. See you in 6 years.

This is what I look like. To a machine. Sorta.

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Hey. Posted this pic from my phone. It was pretty easy.

Twitter Week 2010-07-20

  • Every day i plan a run it's an air quality alert. Why? And should I go anyway? #
  • I require some high-energy physics. #

Twitter Week 2010-07-13

  • Ego trips is not my thing/All these strange relationships/Really gets me down/I see nothing wrong in Spreading myself around. #
  • Or, as I had it: Eagle chases not my thing/All these strange ocean ships/Really gets me down/I see nothing wrong in spinning myself around. #
  • Thank you Bobby Brown for blowing my mind back then with your whack lyrics. The real lyrics: barely passable meh. #
  • Bobby Brown, I thought you were a whirling dervish sufi master. But now I see you're just a sad C-lister who wouldn't let a tweet kill him. #
  • This man is a Galactic Blast, which is just a step below Galactic Emperor. [Thanks to Doug Hawkins (Dist 25) eNews] http://yfrog.com/6xkfvg #
  • And we're… WYLD STALLYNS! #
  • What's the big deal? Cavs got lucky 7 years ago to have him, now he goes. BFD. Do you suddely hate your best friend when he/she moves away? #
  • It's a bad economy, and people are villainizing Lebron for leaving the rust belt for a better job? #envy #
  • Is it true chiggers liquify human skin and suck out juice through a strawlike tube? Sounds like a #badmovieidea waiting to happen. #
  • A chigger is the parasitic immature stage of a mite. The adult mites are harmless. Chiggers normally live on rodents or birds. #lunch #
  • Chiggers dont suck blood. They form a tube within the skin that they use to inject digestive enzymes & suck up dissolved skin tissue. #slurp #
  • That settles the parasite question, yes? #
  • Psychic octopus? I'm a huge soccer fan, but my word am I late to this party! #
  • Weird. I picked Spain to win it all and they did. That never happens. #
  • My boy Fabregas had a lovely attacking experience for about 50 minutes. Good stuff, very productive. You're the next Iberian genius, Cesc. #
  • Beer+pizza+soccervictory+afternoon+walkhome=naptime #
  • gn gn gn zzzzzzzz #
  • Someone needs to start the CNN No-Money channel. Colorful hobos from Tom Waits songs will be the anchors & advice pundits. #
  • Uh oh. I'm now driving a smart phone and seeking the best of the tweet aps. Ideas? #

Twitter Week 2010-07-06

  • How 'bout some Spløorg with those Sweedish meatballs? #ikeapickuplines #
  • Wanna sit on my Groeudel? #ikeapickuplines #
  • I could bounce quarters off of that silky, supple GOSA ASTER all day. #ikeapickuplines #
  • My SULTAN HJARTDAL has never been uncomfortable. #ikeapickuplines #
  • I think I could run my hands through your GISLEV all night long. #ikeapickuplines #
  • Can I keep my BERTA RAND in your MALM? #ikeapickuplines #
  • Gallery hop was fun. Bought something cool. Can't have it until next month after the show's over. #
  • I bet Biggie never had a Rancor Beast in his basement. #originalgangster #
  • Did Brando's Godfather ever have a laughing lizard buddy or eat live frogs from his divan-side fishbowl? Jabba did. #originalgangster #
  • Doomsday ark? I hope John Cusack will be there to save us. On the moon. http://bit.ly/bw1iKy #

Twitter Week 2010-06-29

  • How many great reads are locked out of the established book industry every year bc each title's so expensive to edit, market, print. #
  • Quality in this business model must give way in the moving of units, no matter how talented your editors are or how much clout they have. #
  • E-publishing could open doors for readers to find better books & open writers to the tyranny of taste rather than that of an editor. #
  • Publishers push so many shitty books every year and they pay for space in bookstores–overriding the good work of sellers. Bad marketplace. #
  • By "bad marketplace" I meant bad for writers & readers but good for publishers. When pubs–not readers–create bestsellers, we all lose. #
  • I sure hope the manager at @Boombozz in the Highlands will let me and my pal @bizarobot in to watch soccer and buy beers in the morning. #
  • Federal marshals busted dude for selling machine gun and a LAND MINE. How do you ask for or explain need for passive anti-personnel device? #
  • Jokes about strong women as castration-risks betray the (still) deeply held mythologies that helped men justify oppressing women. #poortaste #
  • Tomorrow: need to watch England v. Germany, then in the afternoon watch Mexico/Argentina. Hm. Trading beer for margaritas? Mmmm. #
  • Who'd pay for Netflix when you can stream "Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell" or "Cheerleader Ninjas" on Hulu for free? #
  • I love it when a movie's title makes a description redundant. #NymphoidBarbarianinDinosaurHell #
  • Mexico looking really sharp against Argentina. #GoAztecs! #
  • Uh oh, spoke too soon. Bad calls, too. #GoAztecs #
  • Driving Miss Martin Amis #swapawordinafilmforMartinAmis #
  • Does already having a girlfriend before going on The Bachelorette constitute breech of contract? Or is it just the lamest deceit ever? #
  • Bug pictures, a portable jackhammer, ways to help NASA astronomers? It would be funny if my wife talked to me the way Wired does. #
  • And old friend just asked me on fb: "Funny? Or MAD HOT?" (regarding my last post). #
  • One day, I'm going to be famous for decoding some important guy's old cypher. For now I play Boggle. #
  • My dwarf is acting up. Surly little guy from the land of faerie throws the nastiest little tantrums when he can't dig tunnels. #uniquepet #
  • Nights in Martin Amis #swapawordinafilmforMartinAmis #

Twitter Week 2010-06-22

  • If is team wants to win, they're going to have to score more points than the other team. #
  • They keep saying the most idiotic shit. "If they can keep it close, this could come down to the wire." #NBAannouncers #
  • They need to put that orange ball into that hoop if they want to score points. #NBAannouncers #
  • If they don't hang onto the ball, the other team gets more chances. #NBAannouncers #
  • Failure to dribble the ball will be an infraction of the rules and will hurt this team's chances. #NBAannouncers #
  • Rebounds will be key. And shooting, and defense, and pretty much any other fundamentals. Yeah, those will be key. #NBAannouncers #
  • High heat index is excuse for the unimaginative. After 5+ hours outside today I'm needing a nap and sweating good-vibes vitamin D. #
  • On the Bachelorette tonight, the date with the two guys ends with one getting a rose and the other in the Icelandic volcano. #
  • You're in trouble when you've already read all the recommendations that your friends, trusted booksellers, and online stores have to offer. #

Twitter Week 2010-06-15

  • Is there a good art blog for Louisville? #
  • On Titan they eat acetylene but if I were them I'd save my appetite for Earthlings. #
  • One of our dogs caught a young possum last night. How do you explain to a dog that marsupials are not toys? #
  • Gotta love public art, even in the service of homepage "personalization." Visit Google today, see Koons, Chihuly, Otterness, & others. #
  • David Hockney, pioneer of iPhone art, loves the potential of the iPad. http://bit.ly/bZwh8U #
  • vuvuzelas #
  • Thinking Rich-Os for the big game tomorrow. #
  • New Albanian brewed special beers for each of the USA World Cup matches to be served on game days. Yum. I'll try to save yall some tomorrow. #
  • Lately I sound like I'm shilling. I am not. But if you are looking for a shiller, I sure do love your company's fancy new phone! #
  • Drone of Vuvuzela tweets smashes the tinny white noise of Justin Bieber tweets. #Vuvuzela #
  • I ate vuvuzela and I'm not sure it's sitting well. I think I'm starting to buzz. #vuvuzela #
  • If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my #vuvuzela in the mashed potatoes. #
  • Hugo Chavez: President of oil-rich #Vuvuzela #
  • #vuvuzEla Fitzgerald #
  • Okay, people, I think I need to volunteer to be your soccer expert for the next month. If you have a soccer question, hit me. I got answers. #
  • C'mon Black Stars! Even without Essien, you can win! #ghana #vuvuzela #
  • Me yesterday: USA-England will finish 1-1 with us scoring a freaky goal or we'll get drubbed 1-3. Who called it? #
  • Uh oh, Serbia looking dangerous. Wish Essien were there. #
  • Penlty for Ghana! 1-0 Black Stars! #
  • Spaghettabilly: Italian american driving a dropped hoopty with a stars and bars license plate from eastern KY. #

Twitter Week 2010-06-08

  • Physics=Ice Cream: "Neutrinos spontaneously transform themselves, or oscillate, among three varieties or 'flavors'" http://bit.ly/aYBBwo #
  • I fell asleep in an airport and woke up in a bus terminal! Or is this just LaGuardia? #badmovieidea #
  • A man starts his lawnmower, turns it upside down above his head, and flies away to many adventures. #badmovieidea #
  • An apple a day, they say. But what if those apples were sowing the seeds of Appletreepocalypse 2013. Will anyone find a cure? #badmovieidea #
  • She juggles. She wears silly shoes. She can multiply herself a hundredfold and instantly fill any car far beyond capacity. #badmovieidea #
  • Best way to control someone is telling them that someone's trying to control them. Seriously. Try it around the office some time. #
  • If you turn and look behind you, go to page 103 and be devoured by a grizzly bear wearing a top hat. #chooseyourownadventure #
  • for @loueyville : RT @allsongs: NPR MUSIC AND STATIONS TO LIVE WEBCAST FULL PERFORMANCESFROM THE BONNAROO MUSIC & ARTS FESTIVAL, JUNE 11-13 #
  • Birthday beer… needing options. #
  • If you choose to take off your clothes, turn to page 96. If you can't find page 96, someone took the good parts. #chooseyourownadventure #
  • California? Sounds like a John Waters movie with pricey actors and locations. #
  • Celebrating sweet 16×2 tomorrow with salty friends. And no, I'm not talking about potato chips. #
  • No, I'm not talking about country hams, popcorn, or miso soup either. I'm talking about pirates. Fake ones, with intact bilateral symmetry. #
  • Replacing S's at the end of wordz is like adding flamez to the side of your car–makez them (and you) radder, faster, & more attractive. #
  • WIll be clearing trails in Cherokee Park this afternoon Should be fun. And very very hot. #
  • Didn't find the trail maintainers. Next time I'll remember to register in advance. #
  • Puzzlemaster on sunday radio. Pimp. #
  • From Italo Calvino: My finger pushes each number slowly towards the end of the dial, I concentrate on the pressure of my fingertips #
  • More Calvino: It's in this silence of circuitry that I speak to you. #
  • Basil harvest from my 1st ever successful plant. Resulting gourmet basil grilled cheese on fresh french bread: !!! #

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